Mother Lover Lyrics

(SNL Digital Short)
Andy Samberg w/ Justin Timberlake

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it�s Mother�s Day.
JT:Didn�t get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She�ll be so dissappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom�s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
my mom�s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can�t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin� what I�m thinkin�?
JT: I�m thinkin� I�m thinkin� too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It�s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break �em off
Show �em how much they really mean
�cause I�m a Mother Lover
you�re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other�s mothers
JT:Fuck each other�s moms
You�ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain�t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
Both:
�cause every Mother�s Day needs a Mother�s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don�t wanna be right
I�m callin� on you �cause I can�t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I�m layin� in the cut waitin� for your mom
clutchin� on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I�m gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can�t wait to pork your mom
JT: I�m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both:Show�d up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother�s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
�Cause I�m a Mother Lover
you�re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT:Fuck each others moms
I�ll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain�t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I�ll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I�m gonna do your mother
I�ll never use a rubber
JT: OH
�cause every Mother�s Day needs a Mother�s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don�t wanna be right
I�m callin� on you �cause I can�t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I�m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we�ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover