Fake P. Lyrics

I don�t do this to get a fake piss at you...
It just feels nice to puke out bitterness
You walk around and expect me to be impressed...
By your knowledge and good looks that don�t exist

A force fed monkey is what you�ll be,
Dictated by a sad, cigar-chomping wise-ass boss.
But...

I�m the stupid, I�m the dumbo, I�m the loser and you�re so great

It�s a sure thing that you deserve a place,
In the pantheon of greatness yes indeed
But understand that near the toilet is,
Where your precious spot is bound to be

You get it on for glamrock, pathetic you�re not...
I hope you realize, all you can do is rawk and drool
But...

I�m the stupid, I�m the dumbo, I�m the loser and you�re so great,
You think you�re great,
So God damn great.

You suck!