Mommy's Little Soldier Lyrics

Look at the state of him
He's such a little scruff
He can't be arsed with homework
Cause he�s had enough
He always turns up late
And he doesn�t give a damn
But when he comes back home
He�s mommy�s little lamb

He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He can�t cross the road
Without causing a big scene
He�s always really gobby
And never ever clean
He�s learning the guitar
And he never plays it right
But when I try to teach him
It ends up in a fight

He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

Cause he�s a little soldier
Yeah he�s a little soldier
He spikes his hair in school
So his teachers call him Sid
They keep him after lessons
Cause he�s a vicious kid

He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He�s mommy�s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits