Beer Picnic Lyrics

(Based on the song "Beer Picnic" written by The Bad Tuna Experience)

Ah who needs food
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need a beer picnic

Ah who needs food
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm depressed
I need a beer, I need a fucking beer

I know it, I'm stinking, I'm in a cunt
Stinging head lice, four cases of Colt .45
You don't need to come along
Means there's be more for me

Ah who needs food
I want a beer picnic
Well I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need a beer picnic

Ah who needs food
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm depressed
I need a beer

Yeah, I was drunk last night, I know it
I'll get drunk again today, big fucking deal
You and your straight edge
Can go eat shit for all I care

Well who needs food
I need a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm depressed
I need a beer picnic

Ah who needs food
I need a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need some fuckin' whiskey

I think I pissed myself
Gonna drink 'til I throw up
Gonna drink 'til I'm drunk
And I can fuck you up

Beer, beer, whiskey, whiskey, beer, alcohol, alcohol and drugs in my veins