Shrek The Musical Cast - I Could Get Used To This Lyrics

Donkey:
Can I just say though, I�m likin� what you�ve done around here.
Most people would think of a swamp as a nasty place to live,
but it�s amazing on what you�ve done on such a modest budget.

Shrek:
(Trying to calm down)
Oh, that�s very kind. Maybe they�ll do a feature on me in Better Gnomes and Gardens.

Donkey:
(Starts to walk around the swamp)
Mmm�

Shrek:
Hey, where ya� goin�?

Donkey:
I just wanna take another look around, �cause this place is beautiful!

Shrek,
Oh, no, no, no you don�t. The exit�s this way! Hey get back here!

DONKEY,
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah

I like that bolder
Those trees are nice
And a mud bath
That is bliss

A big backyard and a body guard
I could get used to this
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Hey, I just straightened up over there!

DONKEY,
The soothing sound of
Those burpin� frogs and
Inalterable habitat

This place may stink
But it beats the clink
I could get used to that
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Out of my onion patch!

DONKEY,
I�ll put my hammock here
And my hibachi there
I�ll put a pool in here
And do my yoga there

We got a nasty ogre here
So you best beware!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Give me that! Honestly did your mother accidently kick you in the head as a child?
Well? Where�d he go? Oh no�

DONKEY,
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah!

I dig that carpet
And the monster core
Hey, a comfy chair can�t miss
I love the look of your
Breakfast nook

I could get used to this
And may I add
I�ve never had
A bachelor pad
I could get used to this

It takes the prize
It�s just my size
They match my eyes
I could get used to this

(Donkey locks Shrek out of his house)

SHREK,
(Spoken)
You open this door right now�

DONKEY,
Oh and what is that
A home cooked meal?
Now this is where it�s at�
(Opens the door for Shrek)
Ugh, you know what?
I�m actually gonna order in

Cause there is no stinkin� way
I could get used to that�

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Alright, you are gonna get it!

DONKEY,
Imaginary friends all my life
They were fun, but just pretend
But I finally found
And actual, true to life, flesh and blood
Certified, genuine, bona fide
Best friend�

SHREK,
(Spoken)
You�re pitiful�

DONKEY,
I knew you�d understand!

We�ll swap awesome stories here
We�ll make waffles there
Karaoke here
We�ll make prank calls there

I�ll shave your back right over here
And you�ll braid my hair
Pedicures once a week
Saturdays hide and seek
Tatter tats
Poker nights
Truth or dare
3 A.M pillow fights

You need a buddy
A loyal pal!
And a side kick
Uh, yep, ya� do!

We�ve only met just miles
And yet
I�ve gotten totally used to you
Uh-huh
Okay

Cause I�m here
I�m here to stay
I�m here to stay
I believe
I�m here to stay

So where do I sleep?

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