Shrek The Musical Cast - Donkey Pot Pie Lyrics

[Dragon]
Grrrrrrrrrrrowwl�

[Donkey]
Draaaaaaaagooooooooooooon!

[Dragon]
You didn�t knock when you entered, baby
You didn�t wipe your feet.

[Donkey]
(terrified)
Aww, geez.

[Dragon]
I didn�t see no Open House sign.
Is this a Trick or Treat?
Oo-oo-oo!

[Donkey]
A little help here!

[Dragon]
You need to brush up on fairy tales, friend
�Cause dragons like their sleep.

[Donkey]
Go on and grab some shut-eye!

[Dragon]
I wrote the book on fire-breathing.
Why don�t you read it and we-ee-eep?

[Donkey]
I�m actually already in a book club.
We�re reading Angela�s Ashes.

[Dragon]
I�m gonna to shake you.
I�m gonna to bake you.
I�m gonna make you my donkey pot pie

[Donkey]
What?

[Dragon]
Salisbury steak you
I�ll frosted flake you
I�ll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie.
Yeah!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

(Dragon moves in for the kill. Donkey grabs her jaws and holds them open�)

[Donkey]
Wait a minute!
(sings)
My, what big teeth you have.
They�re so� sparklin� white.
I bet you hear this from all of your food,
But you must bleach at night.

Is that a hint of minty freshness?
(Oh, I am scared to death!)
I like a girl with a dazzlin� smile
And tic-tac on her breath.

Oh-oh-oh� oh-oh�
Don�t kill me,
lady with the pretty teeth

(A long simmering moment. The dragon moves in on him. What�s going to happen?)

[Dragon]
I�m gonna to love you.

[Donkey]
Uh-oh.

[Dragon]
And take hold of you.

[Donkey]
Slow down, baby.

[Dragon]
I�ll velvet glove you�

[Donkey]
Velvet glove me?

[Dragon]
my donkey pot pie!
I�m going to keep you.
Little Litle Bo Peep you.
I�m going to sweep you
up into the�
�skyyyyyyyy.

I�m gonna to squeeze you.
I�m gonna tease you.
I�m gonna please you.
I�m gonna have me
a big old honkin�
sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy
piece of donkey!
Pot!
Pie�
Na-nana-nanana!
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Oo!

[Dragon]
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Hey!

[Dragon]
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Ai!

[Dragon]
Pot!

[Donkey]
Yeah!

[Dragon]
Pie!

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