D12 - Lies & Rumors Lyrics

CHORUS:
They say that one little lie turns into another. Then you go and cheat
By the time you know it, you all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed
You should listen to your mama and listen to your daddy when they try to speak
And tell you that there�s just too many fishes in the sea.

No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no�.

Now this thing here, No cause concern, but
It�s just another story about a shark eating worms
It�s not a riddle, but subliminally catches on
How one little lie can turn into a bigger one

When I was a young guppy in the sea
You could see all the bigger fish picking on me
�Cause they knew I didn�t really have the guard or bullet
And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me

I�m a never-ending story about a shark this big
The load of kids that got an act for fizz
So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips
While I tell you �bout something stupid I did�

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I�m off to work but I�m late [hey] But what can I say? [hey]
I�m cool with the boss and of course it�s a payday
We reachin� the weekend and I�ll be treatin� my baby
Typical day, dude�s in the way � But hey wait!
Shark�s in the water. Gotta duck in the corner �til I�m caught
I�m a talk and a walk where I wanna
eatin' the seaweed. Sippin� this green tea.
Big fish in this small world. They�ll all believe me
For knocking a shark off, protecting my city
They all grab my CD and now I�m a popular rock star.
Like it or not though. I�m a marvelous artist.
Working my hardest and becoming a starfish.

Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back.
I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack
It�s a dangerous scene. But I�m a Rasta man
Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man.
And this little pip squeak is gettin� on my nerves.
So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves.
So you better swim fast �cause I�m after ya
And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin�.
Cause I�m out and about. I�m bad news.
A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen.
Swim for your life �cause I�m on your tail
So frightenin� I scare a snail outta it�s shell.

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I love this liquid. I�m silly when I�m in it and I bet
[This water we�re standing in is wet. Duh�.]
What do you expect from me?
I�m a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee.
And everybody know that I�m the G of the sea.
I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me.
I guess he didn�t like me. It might be because I�m a Pisces.
They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble?
I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles.
I don�t want to make a mistake �cause these fishermen will set you up
And I ain�t fallin� for the bait

Daddy � what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo?
We�re gonna eat him. What do you think?

I�m a lion fish with dreams of making it big.
House in the ocean, three ugly kids.
And why everybody keep on picking on me?
I�m the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea.
Heck no. I ain�t nobody dish
Cause I�m in love with Angie � the beautiful angelfish
[kissing sound]
Give me a kiss baby
I�m running from the white shark
You are trying to make me crazy.

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