That's What's Gonna Happen Lyrics

JEFF
The two of us, we�ll start off caring
All about this life we�re sharing
You and I
We�ll be high
Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove
You�ll laugh at my jokes
We�ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen

DIANA
Sounds wounderful

JEFF
Then I�ll take you out to dinner
All the while my wallets thinner
And I�ll yell
Where the hell
Did all my money go-oh-oh
But I�ll put off everything
So I can save for a three-karat ring
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen

DIANA
I don�t care about stuff like that�

JEFF
And I�ll be sure
That�s what I�m for
Cause you bring me a joy
I can�t buy or sell
But one night you�ll ask
�Do you still love me?
Cause sometimes I can�t quite tell!�

DIANA
And how do you know?

JEFF
So then I�m caught in this quandary
Cause I touched your dirty laundry
But that stuff
Is not enough
For you to know I care-air-air
Inside I�ll blow like a bomb
But outside, outside I�ll stay calm
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen

DIANA
Well, maybe if you opened up more�

AUSTEN AND MALE
But then one fateful day

JEFF
Thanks guys [?]

AUSTEN AND MALE
He�ll try to walk away

JEFF
That�s right

AUSTEN AND MALE
Despite

JEFF
My best givings

MALE
Second thoughts

JEFF
And fear-

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Ear-ears

AUSTEN AND MALE
Then he�ll claim

JEFF
It�s me not you

MALE
Though we all know that that�s not true

(Diana giggles)

JEFF
Then you�ll look at me and burst into tears
To your

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Surprise

JEFF
I�ll stop and listen
Cause no guy
Wants to make a girl cry

MALE [?]
Boo-

AUSTEN [?]
Hoo

JEFF
But then you�ll cry every day
I�ll pretend it�s a phase
And then I�ll freak out mending[?]

MALE
Aw

JEFF
Sadly that�s how this all ends
You will go and tell all your friends

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
I must be gay

JEFF
To

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Walk away

JEFF
From a perfect girl like you
Now your friends all hate me too
But I just did what all men do

AUSTEN AND MALE
That�s true

JEFF
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen

MALE
It�ll fuck everything up.

JEFF
Now I�m broke and feel betrayed

AUSTEN AND MALE
And he�s not even getting laid

JEFF
That sucks
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen

AUSTEN [?]
Come on Jeff. Bring us home.

JEFF
I know our relationship�s illusive
But, it is better than being exclusive

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
And that�s, that�s what�s gonna happen
Gonna happen, yeah