Oh What A Difference Lyrics

JEFF
Austen, look at you. You�re a mess.
You want Katherine back for some reason, I guess. Well, here�s how�

AUSTEN
How?

JEFF
Pretend you couldn�t care less.

AUSTEN
Have you met me? You think I can just move on that easily?

JEFF
You want her back now, don�t you, bro?

AUSTEN
Uh� yes.

JEFF
Then there�s one thing you need to know

AUSTEN
Which is�

JEFF
Forget her
Boom!
Kaput!
She�s gone!
Women come back when you move on
They�re fed up with you
They list all the things that you lack
So, you go on, find someone new
Guess what?
Now they want you back
That�s all it takes
Oh, what a difference
A little indifference makes

AUSTEN
Jeff, it can�t possibly be that easy.

(Jeff sighs)

Don�t you think more people would know about it?

JEFF
You see that guy cry in his beer
A girl walks up, blows in his ear
Next thing she�s taking off her clothes
Now his ex has moved on
But, trust me!
She knows she says
Let�s screw no strings
He stammers okay
Through his shock
Suddenly his cellphone rings
It�s her!
And she just wants to talk
Oh, what a difference
A little indifference makes

So, come on, Austen
Let�s hit the town
Go somewhere loud
We�ll both get plowed
Hey, it�s Jeff
I won�t let you down
Oh, come on, Austen
She�s a memory
Just let it fade
We�ll get each other�s backs
Let loose, relax
Who knows?
You might even get laid

AUSTEN
(laughs) I don�t know.

JEFF
Oh, come on, Austen. If you go out and have fun,
somewhere Katherine will sense that you�re happy and come running back.
They have a sick sense.

AUSTEN (correcting)
Sixth.

JEFF
Un-uh, sick.

So, let�s go out, forget the past

Come on, please

Austen and Jeff back together at last

That�s what I�m talking about

Listen, it�s me, I�ll get us dates
Hey, I know this bar that Katherine hates
Do what we used to do
But, look!
Katherine�s back for more

AUSTEN
I�ll say �My, God, you�re back, it�s you.
Katherine, have you met the door?!�

JEFF
Yeah, that�s all it takes

BOTH
Oh, what a difference

AUSTEN
An itty, bitty difference

JEFF
What a whole life-changing difference

BOTH
A little indifference makes