The Thing About Men Lyrics
No Competition For Me Lyrics
Tom: My wife, she’s cheating on me
Man: That’s cause you no give the love
Tom: Hey, I give her the love.
I give her the love as much as any man who’s been married for 15 years can give the love
Man; Ok, ok mister.. but you know and I know .. not the right kind of love
Tom: Hey, you seem like a wise man.. so what should I do?
Man: Hunt him down, and kill him.
He’s an animal, this man who messed with your wife
Tom: He’s an animal, this dog with no right to a life
Man: What to do with an animal, who’s ripped off your yard?
Tom: It’s time to get brutal.. it’s time for some whomp-ass
After all you’re Tom Ambrose, this shouldn’t be hard
I bet he’s some college professor. Wears earth shoes and drinks herbal tea
Or else he’s some father confessor, who tells you you’re too good for me …
The bastard!
I’ll bet he still lives with his mother – his car is some 10 year old bomb
He’s fat and he’s balding and brother, he’s no competition for Tom
Lucy: Sebastian ..
Tom: Hmm.. I can’t stay but I had to see it for just a minute
Lucy: Now that’s a man, a great looking guy .. look at that hair (wow),
oh couldn’t you die..
Tom: Shutup .. Ah ha, yes the bastard’s pretentious
Nice hair but he’s poor as can be
Some how I will now get so contentious
It’s time for confronting, I’m going man hunting,
He’s no competition for me!
