Sarah Brightman - Sheldon Bloom Lyrics

I�ll walk your dog.
I�ll be the first one in the shower.
We'll make love every hour,
beneath your Van Goh.

I�ll park the car,
and I'll whistle while the eggs are frying.
I�ll dance while your shirts are drying.
Waltz or tango?

Let me move in
and let�s get this show rolling.
I�ll talk to your plants,
I�ll even go bowling.

There is nothing I wouldn�t do.
I�d be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon Bloom,
make some room.

Won�t say a word
when you�re watching Spencer Tracy.
I�ll learn to dig Count Bassie.
Nothing to it.

I'll start to jog.
If that�s what you want to take up.
I�ll stop wearing make-up.
I can do it.

When you meditate
I promise I�ll be quiet.
I won't eat eclairs.
I'll share your sugar free diet.

There is nothing I wouldn�t do.
I�ll be the perfect little lady for you.
Pass the key,
Sheldon B.

No horoscope.
You won�t ever hear me mention Pisces.
There won�t be any crises,
you can bet that.

I�ll give up pork.
In a will tune that old viola.
Quote things from Emile Zola.
I must get that.

I�ll make chicken soup
when you feel fluey.
Be your analyst
when your heads real screwy.

There is nothing I wouldn�t do.
I�d be the perfect little lady for you.
Sheldon dear,
I like it here!