Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
Audience Very Plainsong Lyrics
MAN 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the Dave Letterman show?
MAN 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!
MAN 1:
Fuck you!
MAN 2: Fuck you back!
WOMAN 1:
When does it start?
WOMAN 2:
How should I know?
MAN 3: I hope I get to see some bare breasts!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Me too!
WOMAN 3:
Why are all men such losers?
WOMAN 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Cocksuckers!
MAN 4:
I hope there's some fighting!
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!
MAN 4:
Who you calling asshole?
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
You, asshole!
