Mac Dre Lyrics
The Adventures Of Al Boo Boo Lyrics
Not long ago in a place real far
I knocked this hutch in a grill slash bar
Fuckin up some prawns and chips
Cause Mac Dre don't eat omelettes
Suckin my teeth like I'm da shit
On Gin but I think it's time to switch
Bartender gimme somethin strong
Don't won't no Ice Tea Island Long
Gimme Stogies with rocks and lime
Man I get dat all da time
Throwback Steve Larkin #80
Looked up and I saw miss lady
On my momma
I ain't fat-mouthin
Da bitch look like she could suck a thousand
Her ass wasn't really all dat giant
She must of been workin dat on a diet
Man you know what she lookeded like?
Dat Filipino broad Jay used to like
Bottom line
She was fine
You don't see dis kind all da time
Man you know my first name is Mac
Walked up to her, pulled down my hat
I said, "excuse me lady, is something wrong? You been lookin at pimpin way to long. Why do you keep on eyein da nigga? "
Cuddie, da bitch start cryin a river
I said' "What's wrong? "
Like I care
She said she caught her pimp fuckin a square
I said, "DAMN! U must be devastated"
She said, "I been with him since I graduated, but wait a minute, you look familiar"
I said, "Come on now, look Cicilia, dats da oldest line in da book, dats bunk like dope I used to cook"
She said, "Uh, don't you rap? "
I said, "Yes it is I, Andre the Mack"
She said, "ell now if dats da case... "
Then waved five bow wows in my face
She said shes been my fan since she was twelve
And if shes gone choose it might as well be me
Da M to da D
Is dat five bow wow choosin fee?
Now this story has 4 possibe endings,
Is mac dre A,
Gonna reach back at the bitch an slap the hoe an tell her,
BitcH beat it,
I ain't no rest handed slow run away bitch ass,
B,
Start speaking swa-he-li cause he think the bitch is a bust trinna pimp pimpin',
C,
Or does he P .I. M. P. an tell the bitch,
Put it in my pocket chu beezy?
I said look,
If you want drezzy you gone have tio put it in my pocket you BEEZY!
The bitch reached up her penny bag an almost made pimpin' grow a shag,
All I said was god dam bitch,
The bitch had 40 grad kid,
40 thousand in stacks of ten,
I said they gone put you up under the pin,
I said we can't do this in no bar,
Let's talk bout DOINGS(?) in my car,
Who is this bitch can I trust her,
Took her outside to my plymuth duster,
She said there's 1 more thing that you should know,
There's 1 moe hoe an where I go she go,
I said where I come from 3 is fun an plus 1 is to close to none,
Twinkle twinkle,
Cow moo moo,
I shit on niggaz,
Al boo boo
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