American Buttfuckers (Teen Idol) Lyrics

I'm a teen idol ain't I cool
I'm a teen idol making loot
take a picture of my chest
little girls think I'm the best
I'm a real macho man
if anyone can do it - I sure can
I was a disco dancer and urban cowboy too
now I whip it how about you? it's fun to be fake
following trends
living other peoples lives
man the party never ends
some day I'll be a big pop star
some day I'll write a song
but now I'm just a teen idol
playing with my dong
I need a new gimmick
or I'll fade out real soon
maybe I'll turn faggot
then make all the boys swoon
if I become a movie star
and make al ot of scenes
then I can retire
and make my fashion jeans